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I don’t normally go for these things, but this was just too silly to pass up. So what is my addition? Probably being online. I get twitchy when I’m not connected. This quiz was about the signs you know when you’re addicted to being online. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\nYou Know You’re Addicted to Internet When…<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nYou kiss you girlfriend’s home page.<\/p>\n

Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.<\/p>\n

Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.<\/p>\n

You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.<\/p>\n

You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.<\/p>\n

You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.<\/p>\n

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap…. and your kid in the overhead compartment.<\/p>\n

Your dreams are in HTML.<\/p>\n

You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.<\/p>\n

You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.<\/p>\n

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.<\/p>\n

You start introducing yourself as “Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au”<\/p>\n

Your heart races faster and beats irredgularly each time you see a new WWW site address printed on the TV, even though you’ve never had heart problems before.<\/p>\n

You step out of the room and realize that your roomates have moved and you don’t have any idea when it happened.<\/p>\n

You turn up the volume read loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM’s you.<\/p>\n

You wife drapes a blond wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like.<\/p>\n

All of your friends have an @ in their names.<\/p>\n

Looking at a pageful of someone else’s links, you notice that you’ve been to all of them.<\/p>\n

Your dog has its own webpage.<\/p>\n

You believe nothing looks sexier than a man in boxer shorts illuminated by a 17″ LCD Flat-Panel Monitor.<\/p>\n

You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.<\/p>\n

You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL.<\/p>\n

You don’t know what sex your three of your closeset friends are, because they have nuetral screennames and you never bothered to ask.<\/p>\n

You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger<\/p>\n

You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest MP3’s off Kazaa Lite.<\/p>\n

You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms.<\/p>\n

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back.<\/p>\n

Your virtual girlfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.<\/p>\n

You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.<\/p>\n

Your wife makes a new rule: “The computer can not come to bed”<\/p>\n

The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.<\/p>\n

You put a pillow case over your laptop so your lover doesn’t see it while youre pretending to catch your breath.<\/p>\n

You ask a plumber how much it would cost you to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.<\/p>\n

You forget what year it is.<\/p>\n

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.<\/p>\n

You ask a doctor to implant a terrabyte in your brain.<\/p>\n

Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage…so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.<\/p>\n

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the “back” button.<\/p>\n

All of your friends have an @ in their names.<\/p>\n

You start using smileys in your snail mail<\/p>\n

You bring a bag lunch to the computer.<\/p>\n

You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.<\/p>\n

You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.<\/p>\n

You type faster than you think.<\/p>\n

You double click your TV remote.<\/p>\n

You can now type over 70 WPM.<\/p>\n

You check your e-mail and forget you have real mail.<\/p>\n

You go into withdrawals during dinner. <\/p>\n

You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.<\/p>\n

You have “Googled” all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later. <\/p>\n

You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.<\/p>\n

The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.<\/p>\n

You have more browsers than friends in the real world.<\/p>\n

You actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than ‘in my opinion’ and ‘at the moment’. And they give you strange looks.<\/p>\n

You run four chat programs all at once… Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN<\/p>\n

You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.<\/p>\n

You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.<\/p>\n

You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.<\/p>\n

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.<\/p>\n

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.<\/p>\n

Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.<\/p>\n

The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use.<\/p>\n

You order pizza online – because you can’t be bothered to call.<\/p>\n

You say “SCROLL UP” when someone asks what it was you said.<\/p>\n

You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.<\/p>\n

You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.<\/p>\n

You’re on the phone and say BRB.<\/p>\n

The last movie you’ve seen was on your Quicktime player.<\/p>\n

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet. <\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

\nGet Your Own Addicted Meme Here<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

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