{"id":576,"date":"2008-03-13T15:21:26","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T20:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ceffyl.net\/wordpress\/just-silly\/too-strange\/"},"modified":"2008-03-13T15:21:26","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T20:21:26","slug":"too-strange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ceffyl.net\/wordpress\/just-silly\/too-strange\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Strange&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some times you read an article and you just can&#8217;t believe that it&#8217;s true. This was one of those says. Apparently, a Ness City woman has been sitting on her boyfriend&#8217;s toilet for the past two years. Her boyfriend finally called the sheriff at the end of February because he thought something was wrong. It took him two years to figure that out? It was quite surreal. It sounded like a Saturday Night Live skit. <\/p>\n<p>The story is covered in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsvine.com\/_news\/2008\/03\/12\/1361304-sheriff-woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years\">Newsvine<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nAuthorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend&#8217;s toilet for two years \u00e2\u20ac\u201d so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It was also featured on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2008\/03\/13\/toilet_woman\/\">The Register, an IT webzine<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nUS authorities are trying to work out why a Kansas woman spent two years on her boyfriend&#8217;s toilet &#8211; so long that by the time he called emergency services her skin had grown around the lav&#8217;s seat.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some times you read an article and you just can&#8217;t believe that it&#8217;s true. 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