Purty funny huh? <\/p>\n
Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject (comment field here) and forward to your friends…also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.<\/p>\n
Pick the month you were born:<\/p>\n
January——I kicked
\nFebruary—–I loved
\nMarch——–I smoked
\nApril———I dry humped
\nMay———-I choked on
\nJune———I murdered
\nJuly———I did the Macarena with
\nAugust——-I had lunch with
\nSeptember—-I danced with
\nOctober——I sang to
\nNovember—–I yelled at
\nDecember—–I ran over<\/p>\n
Pick the day (number) you were born on:<\/p>\n
1——-a birdbath
\n2——-a monster
\n3——-a phone
\n4——-a fork
\n5——-a Mexican
\n6——-a gangster
\n7——-my cellphone
\n8——-my dog
\n9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
\n10——-my neighbor
\n11——-my science teacher
\n12——-a banana
\n13——-a fireman
\n14——-a stuffed animal
\n15——-a goat
\n16——-a pickle
\n17——-your mom
\n18——-a spoon
\n19——-myself
\n20——-a baseball bat
\n21——-a ninja
\n22——-Chuck Norris
\n23——-a noodle
\n24——-a squirrel
\n25——-a football player
\n26——-my sister
\n27——-my brother
\n28——-an ipod
\n29——-a permanent marker
\n30——-a llama
\n31——-A homeless guy<\/p>\n
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:<\/p>\n
White——–because I’m cool like that
\nBlack———because that’s how I roll.
\nPink———-because I’m NOT a homosexual.
\nRed———-because the voices told me to.
\nBlue———-because I’m sexy and I do what I want
\nGreen———because I hate myself.
\nPurple——–because I’m cool.
\nGray———-because I was drunk
\nYellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
\nOrange——-because I hate my family.
\nBrown——–because I was high.
\nOther———because I’m a ninja.
\nNone———-because I cant control myself<\/p>\n
Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don’t forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! <\/p>\n
Purty funny huh? Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject (comment field here) and forward to your friends…also, send it back to the person that sent it to you. Pick the month you were born: January——I kicked February—–I loved March——–I smoked April———I dry humped May———-I choked on June———I murdered July———I did…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"yoast_head":"\n