Shakespearean Insulter

Only Horse People: Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein. Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow. Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables. Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it. Are banned from Laundromats….

Sadness: Blue Hors Matine put down due a broken leg. She was the most amazing dressage horse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQgTiqhPbw # Yup, it's *that* kind of pad. — MadTV's hilarious "ad" about the Apple iPad — from 2005. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L68aKVAzwQ4 # No riding yesterday. Instead, one girl with a minor cut on her leg and the other girl…

My income tax refund came today. Woohoo! It was seven times more than I expected! My CPA said that was the correct amount. Can you say new roof?! Related Images:

One of my friends on Facebook posted asking for people to make recommendations for summer listening. One of the responses was for Panic! At the Disco’s Pray. The video is awesome. Related Images:

I love my house. Most of the time. Except for some of the creative home improvement I’ve had to correct. Lots of things to learn to love, and to hate. Like bugs. When I moved in, I found cockroaches, ants, box elder bugs, silverfish, and a slew of other creepies. The house had more insects…

Wow. This was bad. This was bad beyond bad. It’s like Ed Wood tried to write a movie based upon TH White’s Sword in the Stone and instead ended up with the script for “Arthur: Men in Anachronous Armor.” It’s like the movie also borrowed heavily from the left over equipment of the recent movie…