Man Loses Bread Knife — X-Rays Find it in His Skull
Okay, I normally don’t post this type of thing but some times it’s just too amazing that the guy didn’t know he had a friggin’ knife in his skull!
NEWS.com.au: Knife in Head Creates Headache
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