Posts Tagged ‘Humour’

Making fun of Facebook

March 2nd, 2009, posted in Geekitude, Just Silly

What would happen if Facebook were done live? Would you really poke your friends? The comedy sketch team of Idiots of Ants asks this question in a hysterical sketch.

If you have ever used Facebook, you’ll get this. If you haven’t, have someone explain it to you.

Mean Kitty Song!

February 15th, 2009, posted in Cats

If you havne’t seen this YouTube video, it’s hysterical. Watch the antics of a mean kitty while his human sings about how mean the kitty Sparta is (not really mean, just wants attention). Very cute.

Stella play-bites when she is very excited. She has never broken skin but she will nip. She loves to rough-house like Sparta does. Ambush will also play hard and likes to have his rump patted. In his youth, he also used to play fetch like Sparta does.

Warning: You won’t be able to get this song out of your head!

Only horse people…

February 10th, 2009, posted in Horses, Just Silly

A friend of mine sent me this. I couldn’t stop laughing, and realized that if you don’t have horses, you’ll miss out on most of the jokes. Horses come with a specialized vocabulary that can be rather opaque.

If you have a question, ask. I’ll be happy to explain a term.

Only horse people…

  • Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
  • Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
  • Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
  • Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
  • Are banned from Laundromats.
  • Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
  • Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
  • Have a language all their own (“If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back”.)
  • Will end relationships over their hobby.
  • Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
  • Insure their horses for more than their cars.
  • Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
  • Know more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.
  • Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
  • Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.
  • Have less wardrobe than their horse.
  • Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
  • Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.

Not sure about the title…

February 9th, 2009, posted in Geekitude, Just Silly

Not sure about the title, but I like the percentages. Except that I like to think I’m good at hiding the inner geek and can function on a reasonable level in social situations.


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LOLCats of the day

January 21st, 2009, posted in Cats

Pictures from LOLCats and I Can Has Cheezburger. Blame these images on the suggestions from friends.

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Translation fail: Out of office oops

December 20th, 2008, posted in Geekitude, Just Silly

A friend of mine sent me this picture of what happens if you expect a translation and instead get back an automated email response. We’re in the middle of getting some documents translated at work, so this was extra funny to me.

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Ganked from my friend’s LJ

December 18th, 2008, posted in Just Silly

I took the test… and was surprised. :) I suppose being classified as a sorceror is better than a succubus, right?

Which creature of the night are you?
Your Result: Sorceror
 

Control is the name of your game. You are a studied tactician and scientist and you seek a kingdom where things make sense, damn the morals, even if you have to create it. You are cold, calm and calculating.

Cthulu Spawn
 
Vampire
 
Demon
 
Ghost
 
Incubus/Succubus
 
Werewolf
 
Which creature of the night are you?
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Like Bruce Campbell?

December 1st, 2008, posted in Geekitude, Just Silly

If you are a Bruce Campbell fan, then you can’t miss My Name Is Bruce, a parody where Mr Campbell plays himself. He is kidnapped by a loyal fan to the little town of Gold Lick. Bruce must face the Chinese warrior god, Guan Di.

The movie looks hysterical. Gotta get this one when it comes out on DVD!

Is my kitty trying to kill me?

December 1st, 2008, posted in Cats

Cute quiz I found on one of my friend’s LJ pages. I wonder if it will be Ambush, Stella, or Kiesha who might try to do me in? Probably Stella. No one would expect Stella…

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

If Ancient Rome had the Internet…

November 17th, 2008, posted in Archaeology, Geekitude

If the rome had the internet….Hysterical list of what might have happened.

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