Taser, meet iPod. iPod, meet Taser. Isn’t that a natural combination?
The concept appears to be that when someone tries to nick your MP3 player, you can shock the idea out of their crack-addled noggin with 50,000 volts. Presumably this particular piece of convergent genius emerged from the same school of thought that maintains America would be safer if everyone had guns.
Oh and later on a link talks about the Hello Kitty Assault Rifle.