Purty funny huh?
Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject (comment field here) and forward to your friends…also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
Pick the month you were born:
April———I dry humped
May———-I choked on
July———I did the Macarena with
August——-I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
11——-my science teacher
14——-a stuffed animal
20——-a baseball bat
25——-a football player
29——-a permanent marker
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White——–because I’m cool like that
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———-because I’m NOT a homosexual.
Red———-because the voices told me to.
Blue———-because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I hate myself.
Purple——–because I’m cool.
Gray———-because I was drunk
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——-because I hate my family.
Brown——–because I was high.
Other———because I’m a ninja.
None———-because I cant control myself
Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don’t forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!