Just Silly

Some times you read an article and you just can’t believe that it’s true. This was one of those says. Apparently, a Ness City woman has been sitting on her boyfriend’s toilet for the past two years. Her boyfriend finally called the sheriff at the end of February because he thought something was wrong. It took him two years to figure that out? It was quite surreal. It sounded like a Saturday Night...

For the fans of Call of Cthulhu and HP Lovecraft, this bundle of joy from Troll and Toad would be the perfect gift basket:

Emailed from a friend. Had to share. (Quick online search didn’t reveal the original author.) Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known...

Ever add new things to your office or cube just to see if people would notice? Or might be brave enough to say something? I do that some times—especially when I’m trying to get to know people. It’s a great way to meet people. And if they think I’m a little weird, well I am. Hm… Maybe I should say eccentric? Since I started my new job in January, I’ve been adding things...

This is a joke from a friend of mine. Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as ‘HILLBILLIES.’ You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She is a ‘BREASTED AMERICAN.’ 2. She is not ‘EASY’ –...

What Monty Python Sketch Character are you? You are the Abuse Clerk! You dish out verbal (and some physical!) abuse all day long…as long as the customer keeps payin’! Aaah…such satisfying work!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Related Images:

Just cause you gotta do them some times… My blog in LOLCat form! http://lol.ianloic.com/feed/ceffyl.net/wordpress/feed/ Your home is a Magnate’s Stronghold Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you “have people for that.” There’s a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach...

A friend of mine and I heard the Pippinni Sister’s remake of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush. So we didn’t remember how the original went… So we loaded YouTube. Oh it was bad. She described Kate Bush’s singing as Tori Amos on helium. Heh. Related Images:

A friend of mine sent me this term: Desk Rabbit Someone who hides under an office desk with out informing the desk’s owner that they are there. Being a desk rabbit can have many benefits, one can listen into office gossip, find out who the boss is going to fire next or even look up the secretary’s skirt. (Definition from Urban Dictionary) Related Images:

This is too funny! Remember “My Little Pony” from a way back? I always had people assuming that I wanted those little (obnoxious) things because I had horses. Why would I want a plastic poser pony when I had the real thing? They struck me about as useful as smurfs. 😉 Related Images: