March 7, 2008

For the fans of Call of Cthulhu and HP Lovecraft, this bundle of joy from Troll and Toad would be the perfect gift basket:

Emailed from a friend. Had to share. (Quick online search didn’t reveal the original author.) Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known...